Saturday, May 17, 2008

DB#3 Gay Marriage legalized!




It's about fucking time. Now maybe the rest of the country will follow our lead and come out of the dark ages. Gays have the right to fuck up their lives just like straights do, why should us straight people be the only ones miserable? Half of all marriages end in divorce anyway right? So legalizing gay marriage will increase the rate of "Happily Ever After" by fifty percent! It's simple mathematics... The bottom line is that it's nobody's business what two consenting adults choose to do except for the two consenting adults in question, period. The world has much more important things to worry about. For all you gays, congratulations! Now get off the computer and get to work, you've got a fabulous wedding to plan girl!

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